the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

lickystickypickyshe:

I laughed too hard.

lickystickypickyshe:

I laughed too hard.

majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships

majortvjunkie:

i love seeing happy long distance relationships

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

eastflatbush:

i sell unbelievable combs.

fruitcrocs:

what-is-this-i-dont-even:

lsdzeppelin:

ucne:

gayhughhefner:

james franco is psycho

Is this a joke

WAIT WHAT

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT

slut-kissgirl:

dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

stop smoking weed lmfao